remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I had to reblog this, I’m sorry
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Puget Sound Garter Snake, is best known for it’s distinct bright blue scales.
Is Marvel gonna blame the fact the we don’t have a woman or PoC-lead movie on Hydra too?
There is one movie planned, from ALL of their films announced, that is a female lead. Wow.
xyle:
xyle:
*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*
I think you mean subconsciously
no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….
In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.














