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claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 


aidn:

i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means


wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.


chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry


spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS


that’s because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fucking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website


jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry


equaliteaandcrumpets:

persephoneholly:

Ahahaha. Here you go:


See how there’s no overlap? 

^ YES. And in case that didn’t get through to OP, I added my own edits:

equaliteaandcrumpets:

persephoneholly:

Ahahaha. Here you go:

See how there’s no overlap? 

^ YES. And in case that didn’t get through to OP, I added my own edits:

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did-you-kno:

Cattle blood is so largely wasted that architect Jack Munro decided to make something eco-friendly out of it and created ‘Blood Bricks.’ He mixed cow blood with water and sand and baked it into a waterproof brick. It worked so well, he believes they could replace mud bricks in areas that have dry climates.  Source

did-you-kno:

Cattle blood is so largely wasted that architect Jack Munro decided to make something eco-friendly out of it and created ‘Blood Bricks.’ He mixed cow blood with water and sand and baked it into a waterproof brick. It worked so well, he believes they could replace mud bricks in areas that have dry climates. Source


mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this


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